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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 592 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 8024 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!