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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6712 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 404738 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!