BossFightFailsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we pride ourselves on having the most hilariously terrible boss fights in all of gaming history! Seriously, you won’t find more poorly designed, glitchy, and just plain ridiculous boss battles anywhere else.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Emeralds Found:	2328	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Dragons Tamed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Crops Grown:	7910
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Ores Mined:	8207

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Votes:	684
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	973041
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	2014
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	304
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Animals Bred:	183
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9839
Dragon Eggs Found:	3913	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3080	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	612

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!