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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6767 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9289 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Enchantments Applied: | 138 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.
you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).