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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6426 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.
you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).