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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7940 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
lol join our wacky minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you hit the jackpot at the end of a rainbow. our villagers are so smart they can do your taxes for you.
come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.
you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).
