BorkLand Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Potions Brewed:	119	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	4993
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8056
Divine Spears Created:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1805	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Ores Mined:	1224
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftInsomnia

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, calming music, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, herbal remedies, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleep tips, sleepless nights, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	8727	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Do you find yourself counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with sheep herding, but with a twist – these sheep can talk and tell you hilarious bedtime stories to help you drift off into dreamland. Who needs boring old counting when you can have a sheep serenade you to sleep? So come on over and join us for a night of fluffy fun and insomnia-banishing shenanigans!

EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

capacity, China, containment measures, emergency, EpicHMPV, Epidemic, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, HMPV, Hospitals, Infectious Disease, medical facilities, Minecraft, outbreak, overwhelmed, pandemic, Patients, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Surge, Virus

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	5297	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1