BorkLand Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	3183

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2767	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	157	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	271
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchantments Applied:	184	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	673815

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mines Excavated:	3968	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8911
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Votes:	8990
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	698450	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Buildings Constructed:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

Players:	100/900	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1358
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4