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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7925 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Mines Excavated: | 2839 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.