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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2109 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Votes: | 1298 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.
