come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Crops Grown: 2944 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Astral Projections Made: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107 Evil Twin Fights: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY