come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY