come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY