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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 717 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5349 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!