New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 95/200 Votes: 2506
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Secret Passages Found: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where buttholes are not only sexy to look at, but they are also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret passages! Join us for a wild adventure filled with butt-shaped dungeons, poop-themed challenges, and a community of players who appreciate the beauty of the humble shithole.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!

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  • GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

    GradeSkipper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 6179
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

    Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

    Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

    Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

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  • DD-Free NYE Fun!

    DD-Free NYE Fun!
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 484
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 3765
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 501 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

    We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

    Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

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  • DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

    DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4712
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Zombie Dances: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 3587
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

    On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

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  • BlockyBankBoi4Prez

    BlockyBankBoi4Prez
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 4974
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2313
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

    but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

    and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

    so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

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  • Territories SMP

    Territories SMP
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2048
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

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    Server Overview
    Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
    Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
    If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: Will there be quests on the server? A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
    Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server? A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
    Q: Can I make videos on the server? A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
    Q: How do I apply to join the server? A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
    Q: When will the server start? A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

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  • Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

    Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 3386
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3

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    Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

    Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

    Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

    What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

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  • CraftyMillennials

    CraftyMillennials
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 7136
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Emeralds Found: 6771
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ores Mined: 4978

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

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  • WestBankWipeoutCraft

    WestBankWipeoutCraft
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 8492
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

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  • World of Arcadia

    World of Arcadia
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4627
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

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    Server Name World of Arcadia
    Version 1.21.4
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    FAQ

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

    Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

    A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

    Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

    A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

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  • Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

    Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7051
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Divine Spears Created: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

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  • CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

    CarlessCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 8899
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

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  • MomNotRealDaughterAITA

    MomNotRealDaughterAITA
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 4895
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Ever wanted to experience family drama in a virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with scandalous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about love and relationships. From secret affairs to long-lost family revelations, we’ve got it all!

    Join now and witness the epic tale of a husband, wife, and their daughter who discovers the shocking truth about her bio mom. Will she forgive her parents? Will the family ever be the same again? Only time will tell on our server!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride of emotions, secrets, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us today and prepare to be amazed!

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  • RejectingKarenMC SMP

    RejectingKarenMC SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 8462
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Crops Grown: 9384
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39

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    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start chasing you, but don’t worry, they just wanna be your friends! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off, like what even is happening, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

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  • BillionaireBites

    BillionaireBites
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5066
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 487 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

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    Are you tired of eating caviar and truffles every day like a basic billionaire? Come join our Minecraft server and indulge in the luxurious feast of dirt blocks and raw chicken! Who needs fancy gourmet meals when you can munch on some good ol’ Minecraft delicacies?

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream mansion out of nothing but pink wool and obsidian, because why not? And don’t forget to tame a pet creeper and teach it to do your bidding – nothing says power like a creeper army at your command!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring billionaire lifestyle and embrace the chaotic world of our Minecraft server, come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

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  • PuppyPals DrugResist Server

    PuppyPals DrugResist Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4902
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3360
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the hookworms are getting in on the action!

    That’s right, our server is so wild that even the hookworms are mutating and becoming resistant to drugs! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling mutant hookworms for survival! Will you be able to outsmart these sneaky little buggers?

    Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against genetically mutated hookworms while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of a ride that you won’t want to miss! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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