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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2506 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!