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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2381 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 66 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!