New Minecraft Servers

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

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  • Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

    Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.

    Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.

    And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.

    Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

    Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • XmasGrindCraft

    XmasGrindCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

    So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

    BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!

    Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Android Winter Wonderland 1.20.3

    Android Winter Wonderland 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, join this Minecraft server for a chance to win an android wife for Christmas! Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ android wife! Who needs real people when you can have a robot companion to mine with? Plus, think of all the cool builds you can create together! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and secure your chance at a robotic spouse! #MinecraftGoals #AndroidWifeForTheWin

    New Minecraft Server
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