Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY