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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5795 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).