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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 689 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 5467 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).