Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Farms Harvested: 273
Endless Night Skies: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Rede Crown

    Rede Crown

    IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Honey Horizons

    Honey Horizons

    Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ConquestLand

    ConquestLand

    ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Infinity Craft

    Infinity Craft

    Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3233 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Magic Items Found: 2317 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Dimension Hops: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Farms Harvested: 657

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MatriLand

    MatriLand

    MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9496 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Epirate

    Epirate

    What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • FoundersMC

    FoundersMC

    FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

    Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Magic Items Found: 3700 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DusKraft Network

    DusKraft Network

    Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Sword

    Sword

    Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Towns Built: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Noxian Network

    Noxian Network

    Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CafeSMP

    CafeSMP

    [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GoVibe

    GoVibe

    Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Void Realms

    Void Realms

    Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pump Power

    Pump Power

    PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2594 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PixelGrew

    PixelGrew

    The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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