Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Quantum Realm

    Quantum Realm

    Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 206 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • UnrealCraft Network

    UnrealCraft Network

    Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Vexius Network

    Vexius Network

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PetalCraft

    PetalCraft

    A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta

    Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Villages Defended: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HyCraft Network

    HyCraft Network

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6473
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5778
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HelloMiners

    HelloMiners

    HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PokeSplash

    PokeSplash

    PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • FamilyMC Survival

    FamilyMC Survival

    Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CrateSMP

    CrateSMP

    CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4104 Crops Grown: 2171
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Astrakane Legends

    Astrakane Legends

    Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PixelEarth

    PixelEarth

    Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 89 Players Killed by Monsters: 4927
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LDP SMP

    LDP SMP

    LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ZonaZero Minecraft

    ZonaZero Minecraft

    Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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