Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Dimension Hops: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft B-Zone

    Minecraft B-Zone

    The server provides you with 5 sections, namely: Survival, BuildBattle, Skyblock, Creative and SMP.The Survival server has various systems that will make your game much more pleasant and less boring, for example: 3 types of pecans, a menu with special abilities that will make your game easier, unique jobs for which you have to move and even do missions in order to earn your money, you can marry your boyfriend/girlfriend to benefit from an extra house and to be able to teleport to each other without problems, you can also have a child who will take care of your things if you have too many, 3 skills from which you can choose one to help you depending on how you want to play: defensive, offensive or utility, an economy with 3 types of coins and many others.On Skyblock, the islands are made by our colleagues who are skilled in construction and excited to play on them too, the generators are simple and efficient, this eases the work and the mining time will be shorter than with a regular generator, and to diversify your way of the game you can choose to do challenges that are divided into several levels depending on your progress. SlimeFun is also present to take you out of the routine of a regular server.Creative is waiting for you to put your imagination and ingenuity into practice in any way you want. You have access to creative gamemodes, and you can change the plots if you want more space to build. For more fun, we suggest building with a friend.Build Battle will surprise you with its arenas and is waiting for you to show your friends your builder talent, you can even invite the staff to fight in the built, and if you are brave and skilled enough, why not, even the builders and designers ours.SMP, also known as SurvivalMultiPlayer, is vanilla, it does not have any plugins that limit you or make it difficult for you to play the game.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Crops Grown: 5078

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • iMinecrafting Network

    iMinecrafting Network

    With multiple servers that make up our network, we are a Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. Create your story, join!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2920 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • VirarithMC

    VirarithMC

    VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Emeralds Found: 2402
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Junior Kodaks

    Junior Kodaks

    Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • FemboxSMP

    FemboxSMP

    What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • AxeCraft Network

    AxeCraft Network

    Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 301072 Dragon Eggs Found: 8057
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • McDaily

    McDaily

    mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3858
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 81 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WAX

    WAX

    The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PryorSurvival

    PryorSurvival

    Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DonutSMP

    DonutSMP

    DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • 1Vie.fr

    1Vie.fr

    ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Enchantments Applied: 74
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Raw Vanilla

    Raw Vanilla

    Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • WolfyCraft

    WolfyCraft

    »» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

    > Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

    > Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

    > Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

    > Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 84
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Potions Brewed: 149
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MetaMechanists

    MetaMechanists

    Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Taco Haven

    Taco Haven

    Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8473 New Chunks Explored: 268029
    Magic Items Found: 7817 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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