Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Void Armor Forged: 17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Runes Activated: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 191878 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4001 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 903
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minedoms

    Minedoms

    A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

    To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

    To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Emeralds Found: 2484 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Lands of Minearchy

    Lands of Minearchy

    Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

    Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

    Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Dimension Hops: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Suralt

    Suralt

    Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

    Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Safe Haven

    Safe Haven

    Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

    SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

    Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

    We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ores Mined: 3352
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 190 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Zombie Dances: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CandyCraft

    CandyCraft

    Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ChickenCraft

    ChickenCraft

    A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • WinterMC

    WinterMC

    WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

    IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Crops Grown: 4380
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

    For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Mines Excavated: 2299
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

    Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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