Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Magic Items Found: 5738
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • AngelicMC

    AngelicMC

    Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Animals Bred: 129
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Externium

    Externium

    Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

    Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

    PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

    Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

    City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Animals Bred: 173 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlastFire

    BlastFire

    BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Greed Isle

    Greed Isle

    What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

    We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TerraRealms Network

    TerraRealms Network

    Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

    What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Respawn Point

    The Respawn Point

    The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

    We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AriseCity

    AriseCity

    Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Thasmor Network

    Thasmor Network

    Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Crops Grown: 7357 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

    Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

    Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

    The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

    We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 120929
    Farms Harvested: 906 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Bonfire

    The Bonfire

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 112
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 311
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Potions Brewed: 28 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • HyperPrison

    HyperPrison

    Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

    After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Prism SMP

    Prism SMP

    ——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

    Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 898904 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7975 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BERRY MC

    BERRY MC

    BERRY MC Information Welcome to BERRY MC , this channel contains all the helpful information

    What berrymc have in game

    Custom Enchant Custom items Crates Lifesteal Prestige Economic Leaderboards Warp arena

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Magic Items Found: 3601
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Laa villa network

    Laa villa network

    Welcome to Laavilla, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure knows no limits! Engage in epic battles in FREE FOR ALL mode with lifesteal, or dive into our immersive survival server, complete with a robust economy. Join a vibrant community, form alliances, and unleash your creativity in a world where legends are made. Your journey starts now at Laavilla – where blocks become stories and possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CrosslandX

    CrosslandX

    Welcome to CrosslandX. Brand New Survival Server which offers some of the best additions hosted on any server.

    We’re always looking to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account.

    If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

    USE THE IP: play.crosslandx.co.uk Bedrock PORT:19132

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 104 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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