BoomerSlang Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	4303
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	3395
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Potions Brewed:	66	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	226

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4787	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	61	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1870
Love Letters Sent:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.