Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Prism

    Prism

    #1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MCVerse City

    MCVerse City
    UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

    Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

    September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

    We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

    General Info

    Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

    Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

    Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

    Market now live!

    Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

    Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • zombie-craft.se

    zombie-craft.se

    A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 481456

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixel SMP

    • Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

    • Temperatures and seasons!

    Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

    • Free Daily Crate Keys!

    • Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

    • VR ViveCraft mod supported!

    Bedrock port: 5216

    https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 215 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SlimeCraft Slimefun

    SlimeCraft Slimefun

    SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

    ★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★
    WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

    [​NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

    How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

    i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

    Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

    Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs
    Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ
    Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!
    IP: play.oasissmp.gg
    We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

    At the moment, our features include:

    🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

    📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

    🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

    🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

    ⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

    🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

    🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

    👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

    🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

    👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

    🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

    📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

    🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

    💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

    🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

    ⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

    ✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

    Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

    Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [​1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

    If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

    VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)
    VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server| SMP | Cross-Platform | 1.20.4 | Proximity Voice Chat | Land-Claim |

    Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

    ▶ Resource pack Download Required

    Nautical ranks

    ▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

    ▶ Transparency & Community

    No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

    ▶ Projects & Events

    On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

    How To Join

    IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Falling into the Void: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP – Creative – Oneblock!

    KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP – Creative – Oneblock!
    KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP - Creative - Oneblock! Minecraft Server

    Events!On KiwiSMP we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players have as much fun as possible, on KiwiSMP we host weekly events, from peaceful to PVP eventssome of our events are, Clan Wars, Skin Fashion Shows, Last, to leave the circle, Simon says and 20+ more events, our goal is to have the best possible community on the server and be the best possible Minecraft server out there Our SocialsWe have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! we are also very active on discord with over 55k+ Discord Members!Player Experience (EarthSMP!)The Player Experience on KiwiSMP I must say is the best, in our community you can start your very own marketplace sell items to players literally your little shop!, you can also start a clan or be the president of a whole country, join the military and so many things you can do!

    SurvivalSMP Experience

    SurvivalSMP is the most peaceful it can get, cottage core community, super active and friendly, and we are sure you will make lots and lots of friends on there! you can start your own business on the SMP, play with the community join community events and many many more!

    How to join on bedrock?For The Server name it is “KiwiSMP” server IP and port are play.kiwismp.fun and the port is “19132” we will be waiting to see you!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mines Excavated: 2856
    Alien Abductions: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1499

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Violet SMP

    Violet SMP

    Violet SMP:

    – Friendly Community – Easy To Use Commands – Discord Server – Land Claims – Donator Perks – Homes – One-Chop Trees – AFK Allowed – Free: EnderXP Farm

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NTRS

    NTRS
    NTRS[​NOT THE RIGHT SERVER]

      A Survival server made for those looking for a place to hang out, and have a good time.

    Our server has fantastic VIP benefits such as literal guns, and over 50 VIP exclusive commands!

    NTRS is the server for you if you’re looking to grow a community and make some friends!
    Join our discord to interact with the community, it helps us learn more about the people joining our server, it also makes it easier for you to ask us for help!just do /Discord, or right click the sign in spawn!
    NTRS Website: nottherightserver.online

    Enjoy your time on the NTRS server, and have fun,

    -Parks

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Crops Grown: 3406
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Terralux SMP

    Terralux SMP
    Welcome to Terralux SMP, a Minecraft server like no other!

    Get ready to embark on a thrilling adventure in our unique world, where you’ll encounter customized terrain generation with Terralith, providing breathtaking landscapes and exciting exploration opportunities.

    With an array of carefully selected plugins, including Jobs, MCMMO, Auction House, ChestShop, and SilkSpawners, you’ll find yourself immersed in a dynamic gameplay experience.

    Become a master of your chosen profession with Jobs, offering a wide range of occupations to earn currency and thrive. Enhance your skills and abilities with MCMMO, allowing you to level up various attributes while unlocking powerful abilities to aid you in your journey. Immerse yourself in the trader’s paradise with Auction House and ChestShop, where you can buy and sell resources, items, and even create your own thriving market.

    Our server also boasts a Public Farm, where players can collaborate and cultivate a vast agricultural paradise, sharing resources and knowledge. Dive into the bustling Mall World, a hub of creativity and commerce, where you can set up your own shops and trade with fellow players. Enjoy the convenience of public XP Farms, allowing you to level up quickly and efficiently, unleashing your full potential in no time.

    At Terralux SMP, we pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive community. Whether you’re an experienced player or just starting your Minecraft journey, our welcoming atmosphere provides the perfect platform for you to forge new friendships and embark on thrilling adventures together.

    Join Terralux SMP today and experience an unforgettable Minecraft adventure in our vast and immersive world. Start your epic journey now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 140 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Runes Activated: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DragonSurvival

    DragonSurvival

    Welcome to DragonSurvival! This server is powered by Aternos! It can be offline but we can turn it on. In this server you can play:

    -Survival

    Feel free to join!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7888
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 44

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Rpg Survival

    Rpg Survival

    Welcome to RPG Survival!

    Greetings, traveler, and welcome to our immersive RPG adventure! Embark on a journey through a vast and wondrous world filled with endless possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or new to the realm, there’s something here for everyone.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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