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Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.

So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only height requirement is how high you can stack your blocks! We don’t discriminate based on height, so all players are welcome to join our crazy world of building and exploring.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?

Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Star Shards Collected:	162	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	New Chunks Explored:	985194
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Animals Bred:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1076	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

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Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Zombie Dances:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3132	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9