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InfluencerWineAge

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Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	265
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Potions Brewed:	130	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	177579
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineCraftWholesomeness

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Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	5173	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

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lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Animals Bred:	138	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	5321	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

When MC

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Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	New Chunks Explored:	228081
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7989	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Farms Harvested:	729