Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Are you tired of being judged for playing Minecraft as an adult? Well, fear not, because on our server, being 30 years old is the perfect age to join! In fact, we have a special “30 and Fabulous” club where players over 30 get exclusive perks like diamond armor that never breaks and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, age is just a number, but fun is forever!
