BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

age, appreciation, biden, Biden administration, BoomerCraft, Edition, elections, fuck, Government, Gratitude, humor, insults, leadership, Old, Politics, president, Profanity, sarcasm, satire, swearing, Thank Biden, united states

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	248	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).

But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

Azure Isles Minecraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, alg, Augment Guide, azur lane, Azur Lane General, AZURE, Bisoku Zenshin S2, Bremerton, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fancy ASMR, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Giulio Cesare, Guild Spreadsheet, Isles, Lore, maid skin, Meta, Minecraft, noshiro, Private Dorm, pvp guide, Roon, Secrets, Shimanto, Ship Tier List, Siren Oceana, Story summary, Taihou, Weser, Wiki

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	60209
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Like, imagine sailing the high seas with Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin – it’s like a cruise mission, but in Minecraft! And don’t even get me started on Taihou META, she’s dropping on 12/12 and she’s gonna blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We got secrets like Bremerton and ShimantoNoshiro Private Dorm, and Roon ASMR dropping on 12/28 – it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. And if you’re into Siren Oceana and Bisoku Zenshin S2, then this server is the place to be.

Just remember to bind your account, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates – we don’t want that, do we? And hey, we don’t have our own Discord, ’cause we’re too cool for that.

Check out our ship tier list, equipment guide, fleet builder, PvP guide, and so much more – we got all the resources you need to dominate the game. Plus, we got a wiki, story summary, and lore to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it forever. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Back in my day

abilities faded, abilities waned, abilities weakened, aging, capabilities lost, changes, Day, growing older, LIMITATIONS, limitations of time, no longer capable, past abilities, past accomplishments, past capabilities, past talents, physical limitations, restrictions, skills deteriorated, skills diminished, skills lost, talents forgotten

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Divine Spears Created:	14
Farms Harvested:	224	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Alien Abductions:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Remember the good old days when you could ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that glorious moment over and over again! Join us for the chance to ride pigs, chickens, and even llamas off the tallest cliffs without a care in the world. Who needs a parachute when you have a trusty farm animal to cushion your fall? Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush of a lifetime – join our server now and start living on the edge (literally)!

VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server

Bounty, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Juan Guaido, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, opposition leader, Politics, presidential candidate, REWARD, reward money, search, Server, Unrest, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, whereabouts

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mines Excavated:	4011	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

WarCraftyElections

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, global affairs, Government, hot phase of war, international relations, leadership, peace negotiations, Peacebuilding, political stability, Politics, post-war elections, Ukraine, war aftermath, WarCraftyElections, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3308
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Bed wars anarchy with a free world without donation Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bed wars, donation, free world, minecraft server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Minecraft server without donation, with bad wars and real anarchy

compassmine.aternos.me

Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Animals Bred:	152	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	7501	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	9225
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	2162
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!

MineTearCraft

emotional dramas, emotional films, emotional rollercoaster movies, emotional tearjerker movies, films that hit you in the feels, films that make you emotional, films that make you weep, films to watch when feeling down, heart-wrenching movies, MineTearCraft, movies that bring on the tears, movies that evoke strong emotions, movies that make you cry, movies that make you emotional wreck, movies that make you teary-eyed, movies that touch your soul, movies that tug at your heartstrings, movies to watch when sad, sad movies, tear-inducing films, tearjerker films

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Runes Activated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will bring tears to your eyes as you witness the beauty of our pixelated landscapes and the hilarity of our player-built creations.

Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry (literally). Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its greatness.

So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can mine diamonds while crying tears of happiness, battle epic bosses while laughing uncontrollably, and build the most ridiculous structures while wiping tears of joy from your eyes.

Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server of all time. Join us now and get ready to cry like you’ve never cried before (in a good way, of course).