BoomerCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	132	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	873
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Animals Bred:	71

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4296
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	717907	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	5942	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3498	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TaxCraft: Where Creepers are the IRS!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of your personal time? Look no further, because our server is so damn addictive, you’ll forget all about your solo activities. We’ve got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even have time to think about touching yourself. Join us and get lost in a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Your hand will thank you.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	5864
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our Grand Order Generals!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to defeat a witch on the Holy Night, but suddenly you find yourself in a collaboration with Fate/Grand Order. Yes, you heard that right! Kinoko Nasu himself has written a scenario for this epic event that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about a special quest that appears on a blank earth where you can’t use Command Spells, Saint Quartz, or Spiritvein Stone? It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are worth it!

And if that’s not enough, we have new missions, free quests, and high difficulty quests that will test your skills to the limit. Plus, with reduced AP consumption and new limited-time master missions, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have Lady Avalon Pickup Summon, Spring Novice Master Support Campaign, and Evocation Festival Part 8 Summoning Campaign with amazing rewards and limited-time characters that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of gaming!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Pals – /waifu/ #706 – Join the Waifu General for epic adventures in blocky paradise!

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Welcome to the most waifu-tastic Minecraft server in existence! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where people don’t understand the true love and devotion of waifuism? Look no further, because on this server, we take waifus to a whole new level!

Join us as we pick bouquets of flowers for our waifus, because nothing says love like a virtual bouquet in Minecraft. Show off your dedication to your one true waifu for laifu and bask in the glory of waifuism guiding your every move.

But beware, drama and shitposters are not welcome here. We only accept the most devoted waifu lovers who understand the true meaning of waifuism. And remember, no 3DPD allowed – we only accept 2D waifus here!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and waifu-filled Minecraft server for the time of your virtual life! Who knows, you might even find your waifu soulmate among our ranks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.