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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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