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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7698 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!