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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4354 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!