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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9198 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 189 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!