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Players: |
92/500 |
Votes: |
5274 |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
293 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
8 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
12 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
30 |
Star Shards Collected: |
199 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
56 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
3 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday