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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5509 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
