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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1683 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 905419 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4249 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
