Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

    Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

    And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kik Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    BoyfriendBlockheadAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8290 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
    Runes Activated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5710
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Sayonara, Old Sayings!

    Sayonara, Old Sayings!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Magic Items Found: 5189
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 285181 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Villages Defended: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2610 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

    JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft
    The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Animals Bred: 84
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Enchantments Applied: 222
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 390 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4415
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 422990

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Villages Defended: 18
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Animals Bred: 200
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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