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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3369 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1755 |
Once upon a time, on this server, a player found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to summon an army of dancing chickens to do their bidding. They used this army to defeat the Ender Dragon while singing the theme song to Spongebob Squarepants.
But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player on the server and started their own diamond-themed cult, worshiping the mighty diamond sword as their god.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just imagine building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn in the middle of a lava-filled ocean. The possibilities are endless on this server!
So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even find your bongland bf who shares your love for HxH and swapping dirty diapers. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
