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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4636 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 244 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to test your skills in epic battles, build insane structures, and try not to pop a boner as a referee in our intense PvP matches.
Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?
So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!
