so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”

But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!

Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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