so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”

But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!

Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Mines Excavated: 2652
Falling into the Void: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Enchantments Applied: 162
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Chimeras Created: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Dimension Hops: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9724 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 327 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 392 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4837
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 71 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Magic Items Found: 5400
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magic Items Found: 6590

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7134 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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