so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”

But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!

Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
Astral Projections Made: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Secret Passages Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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