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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1235 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7335 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 436 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. And guess what? Bob Barker himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a virtual high five. He’s probably the most kissed man in history, so you know he’s legit.
Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water slide that leads you straight into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
So, come on and join us on this crazy adventure! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.