Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

1.21.1, 99.99% uptime, bedrock, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, eggplant, Halloween, hard difficulty, INVISIBLE, java, levelled mobs, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, Public, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Dynmap

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
How many seasons are you currently on?	We are currently on our 9th season.
Do you have community events?	Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

adolescence, awkward, bloomer, Character development, Coming of Age, cringe-worthy, Emotional journey, growth, Identity, Late, late bloomer, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PAINFUL, Reflection, relatable, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Server, slow progress, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, watch

Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

/Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

4th anniversary, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, giggles, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KidCare Minecraft Server

abandonment, childcare, family, family dynamics, family time, fertility treatments, Help, KidCare, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SAHM, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support, teenage parents

Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9800	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SisMan4LifeCraft

choosing sides, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, Family Values, Father, man of honor, parental expectations, prioritizing family, rejection, relationship boundaries, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, SisMan4LifeCraft, standing up for sister, stepmother, Wedding, wedding roles

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	3868	Crops Grown:	5192

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GhostTankers Minecraft Server

Attacks, Conflict, Diplomacy, ENERGY, foreign policy, ghost fleet, GhostTankers, international relations, iran, Israel, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil tankers, oil trade, Politics, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Terrorism, US

so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TrumpTakedownCraft

assassination attempt, biden, Conflict, declaration of war, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, president, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states, US, Warning

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyRentHikeCraft

affordable housing, BlockyRentHikeCraft, college, cost of living, economic disparity, financial hardship, financial struggle, housing affordability, housing market, income inequality, inflation, living expenses, minimum wage, North Carolina, rental prices, studio apartment, wage disparity, wage gap, wage growth, wage increase, wage stagnation.

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3727	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineHouse Network

Ad, bedrock, Claim, Contact, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, family, free, Friends, Indian, pe, Play, PORT, Property, Rixstongamer, Survival, Top, Trouble, Updates, voting system

Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

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Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2698
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8291

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

achievement, action, collective progress, Confronting, Contribution, ethical decision-making, Ethical Responsibility, Evils, evils of the world, Final End, global impact, Global Issues, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, Interference, Minecraft, moral duty, personal growth, Positive Change, Server, social justice, societal change, thought, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, amazing, browsing, cybersecurity, digital privacy, DNS, internet security, Minecraft, network management, network security, online advertising, online security, pihole, privacy, Protection, smp, software, software tool, Tech, Technology, Tracking, website blocker, wow

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9150	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Players Killed by Monsters:	2409
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	919546
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.