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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 176
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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