New Minecraft Servers

> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • StepDadSavageFamWars

    StepDadSavageFamWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like an outsider in your own family? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a new, crazy, and welcoming community! We don’t care if you’re blood-related or not, as long as you bring your building skills and sense of humor to the table.

    Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty911Mishap

    Crafty911Mishap

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever called 911 and ended up in a Minecraft server instead? Well, that’s exactly what happens on our server! Join us for a wild ride where emergency calls lead to epic adventures in blocky worlds. Forget police and firefighters, we’ve got creepers and zombies to deal with! So next time you need help, just dial 911 and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MinecraftOffline

    MinecraftOffline

    New Minecraft Servers

    MinecraftOffline Server Overview

    General Details
    Address: minecraftoffline.net
    Version: 1.21.1
    Permanent world – no resets
    Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
    Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
    Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences
    Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency

    High-Performance Hardware
    Intel XEON E-2276G Processor
    2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
    64GB DDR4 ECC RAM
    1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the address minecraftoffline.net and version 1.21.1.

    Q: Are there any resets on the world?

    A: The world is permanent with no resets.

    Q: Are cheating and griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

    Q: What kind of hardware does the server use?

    A: The server uses high-performance hardware including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4

    Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question everything! Are you ready to nurture an atmosphere of chaos and fun? Ban genital mutilation or embrace it – the choice is yours! Our server is the perfect place to find the middle ground between extremes, leaving everyone slightly confused and entertained. Who needs a civil war when you can battle it out in Minecraft instead?

    Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

    Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP