Blowjob-Proof Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HouseMortgageDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

childhood memories, emotional connection, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Old fashioned, past times, reminiscent, reminiscent emotions, reminiscent experiences, reminiscent feelings, reminiscent moments, reminiscent of the past, reminiscent sensations, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental attachment, sentimental journey, sentimental value, smp, wistful

Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NudeCrafters

Artistic, authentic, body positivity, bold, Confidence, Daring, empowerment, exhibitionism, freedom, Impressive.., Liberation, naked, NudeCrafters, Performance, Provocative, Raw, Sensual, taboo, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

central bank intervention, currency depreciation, CURRENCY MARKET, dips, dollar bids, economic analysis, economic indicators, economic news, emerging market, exchange rate, exchange rate volatility, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign banks, forex trading, global economy, Indian rupee, lifetime low, market trends, Minecraft, monetary policy, RupeeRaiders, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1596

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

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so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rede-SolGleems

Discord, Fun, Help, Management, Network, new versions, oriental, OWNER, Prison, PvP, questions, Raiding, Ranking, Server, TEAM, Vacancies

RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Catchphrase

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Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	2638
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Community Coop

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure the well-being of communities, workers, and animals in food value chains is LIT AF. we got cows that do yoga, villagers that throw raves, and creepers that give out free hugs. join us for a wild ride and help us create a sustainable world where even the chickens are living their best lives. let’s get this bread, literally.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

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Vegas Matt is a talented entertainer and entrepreneur based in Las Vegas. With a background in performing arts and event production, he has built a reputation for delivering high-energy and engaging performances. Vegas Matt is known for his charismatic stage presence and ability to connect with audiences of all sizes. In addition to his work as a performer, he is also a successful business owner, offering a range of entertainment services for events and venues throughout the Las Vegas area. Vegas Matt is passionate about bringing joy and excitement to his audiences and is dedicated to providing top-notch entertainment experiences.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4983

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Royal Island SkyBlock

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Royal Island SkyBlock, a custom-developed, non-overpowered Skyblock server that builds on the classic vanilla Skyblock experience. Our goal is to capture and expand upon the magic of the original, ensuring every feature stays true to that spirit. Royal Island SkyBlock provides a challenging and engaging grind-based Skyblock adventure available on both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our fantastic, family-friendly community where players of all ages can enjoy our server, supported by our dedicated staff team that ensures a safe and enjoyable environment. Where everything is earnable FOR FREE Including All RANKS

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	81
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25